My name is Amanda, I am 25 yearsold. I have a beautiful baby boy Rize Jensen! =D I am NOT a Mumblr.



Do not steal photos of my Child.

 

bettydraperies:

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

so true

myladycatelyn:

The houses of Game of Thrones reimagined as modern brands (x)

i think i choked on tears at ‘Frey celebrations’

oh-sheep-dip:

i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.

A wonderful message for people everywhere.

Do what you like to do. Gender isn’t a barrier that limits you with what to do or not.

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)

Anonymous asked
How awesome are you?

not as awesome as you are!

When a person makes fun of you, when a person is cruel to you, it has nothing to do with you.

Wil Wheaton (via sweetcatastrophex)

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho)

pulpfanfiction:

unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

HES GOT A BELT IN HIS HAND AND HES WEARIN A BELT BOY YOU DONT NEED ALL THOSE BELTS THIS AINT FINAL FANTASY

pulpfanfiction:

unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

HES GOT A BELT IN HIS HAND AND HES WEARIN A BELT BOY YOU DONT NEED ALL THOSE BELTS THIS AINT FINAL FANTASY

quadhousefitness:

trustedwings:

My friend Tyler is trying to lose weight and he asked my other friend Orlando to train him. Tyler was embarrassed to go to the gym though so Orlando is taking care of that by dressing up as characters when they go to the gym so that the focus isn’t on Tyler but on himself. So far Tyler has been trained by a Jedi and steampunk Batman. This is one of the nicest things I have ever seen done for someone else. 

Orlando’s kindness blows me away.

this is boss