My name is Amanda, I am 25 yearsold. I have a beautiful baby boy Rize Jensen! =D I am NOT a Mumblr.



Do not steal photos of my Child.

 

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

interruptingpanda:

hentai-ass:

fellmoon:

tobiasxva:

I love accurate deadpool cosplay gifs.

This is why we need a real R rated Deadpool movie.

Protip: It IS Deadpool. He comes through the fourth wall to go to cons as himself

Fuck this is perfect

Headcanon accepted.

(Source: bored-no-more)

onthelosingside:

cloisteredself:

if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. 

(Source: hiddlesy)