My name is Amanda, I am 25 yearsold. I have a beautiful baby boy Rize Jensen! =D I am NOT a Mumblr.



Do not steal photos of my Child.

 

These 10 Extremely Odd Things Are Happening On Earth RIGHT NOW.

lifehacksandfacts:

1. Under-water Crop Circles: In Japan, male pufferfish flapping their fins create these alien-esque circles in the sand.

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2. Calcifying Lake: This creepy lake in Tanzania, Lake Natron, has such high pH levels that it calcifies any animal that goes into the water.

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Click here for more interesting facts..

Revolution
is not pretty

but I don’t care
about looks.
Set the dumpster

on fire. Break
the windows.
Don’t kiss me

like they do
in the movies.
Kiss me

like they do
on the emergency
broadcast system.

Daphne Gottlieb (via kdecember)

jayspeakswords:

firewind:

the-fandom-agony:

cutiewill:

lumos5000:

EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THIS ONE WINS. 

we’re already home

we never left

we never leave

I’m only reblogging this because I love Neil.

(Source: gingerwhovianrobotskeleton)

mylifeaskriz:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

OH MY GOODNESS

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

(Source: magicalgirlsgonewild)

nerdcubedactually:

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

This is the first thing they teach you too look out for in priest school.

nerdcubedactually:

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

This is the first thing they teach you too look out for in priest school.

prestonscactus:

ashleysrandomfandoms:

prestonscactus:

so rob has a tumblr

EVERYBODY HIDE THE FANFICTIONS

OR SHOW THEM TO HIM

I THINK THAT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”